The what do you call jokes

A chipmonk. What do you call a person joke What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles? A car-toonist. What do you call something joke What do you call something lying at the bottom of the ocean and twitching? A nervous wreck. What do you call a footballer joke What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs?

What do you call a song joke What do you call a song sung in a car? A walk! What do you call an elephant in a phone box? What do you call fish with no eyes?

A fsh! What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonkey! What do you call a dinosaur who wears glasses? A Doyouthinkysaraus! What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A steak-out! What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye deer! What do you call alien eggs? What do you call a man with a car on his head?

What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head? What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex! What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears? Anything you like, it can't hear you! What do you call an adventurous egg? An eggs-plorer! What do you call an alien with three eyes? An aliiien! What do you call a penguin in the desert? What do you call a pig who can't mind its own business?

A nosey porker! What do you call a fast fungus? A mush-vroom! What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker! What do you call a boy with a spade on his head?

What do you call a duck who's always telling jokes? A wisequacker! What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship? An astro-nut! What do you call a really good plumber? A drain surgeon! What do you call a sleeping T-rex? A dino-snore! What do you call two spiders who just got married?

What do you call a pig with a black belt in karate? A pork chop! What do you call a fake lasagne? But perhaps simplest of all, there are "what do you call" jokes. These types of jokes are extremely easy to tell, and usually involve everyone's other favorite type of joke: puns. Like a riddle joke you just have to solve, these silly question and answers are a clever way to show your wit and get people laughing. To get the ball rolling, we'll tell you a few "what do you call" jokes right off the bat.

For example: What do you call a magician on a plane? A flying sorcerer. Or, what do you call a bee that's having a bad hair day? A frisbee. OK, you get the idea.